I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille.

Zounds. Everyone's heard a trick or two about how to photograph well. Maybe tilt your head back a bit, maybe open your eyes a little wider. But the First Freaky Lady seems to have overcompensated a bit while posing for the White House visit from Prince Charles and his squeeze. Spooky stuff. The photos are here and here. I just can't bring myself to actually post them on the site. They're pretty unpleasant.