The erotic mind of Scooter Libby
Step off, Bill O'Reilly. Take a hike, Lynne Cheney. And all you closeted GOP men who save your lewd stories for secret conversations with teenage boys in gay chatrooms. There's a new Republican in town who's totally outclassed you when it comes to having a dirty mind.
And Scooter Libby's '96 potboiler 'The Apprentice' has it all. Homosexuality, incest, pedophilia, beastiality, bondage, and apparently a lesbian having improper relations with a young girl involving a magic marker. But they're in Japan, so it's okay-- no caucasians were sexually abused or humiliated during the writing of this novel. Assuming Libby didn't feel compelled to do any reasearch.
This is really a must-read. If only for the bear-on-preteen-girl scene. Hot! No, hot isn't the right word. How about 'so stupefyingly sick and incompetent it'll make your hair hurt.' That's more like it.
And Scooter Libby's '96 potboiler 'The Apprentice' has it all. Homosexuality, incest, pedophilia, beastiality, bondage, and apparently a lesbian having improper relations with a young girl involving a magic marker. But they're in Japan, so it's okay-- no caucasians were sexually abused or humiliated during the writing of this novel. Assuming Libby didn't feel compelled to do any reasearch.
This is really a must-read. If only for the bear-on-preteen-girl scene. Hot! No, hot isn't the right word. How about 'so stupefyingly sick and incompetent it'll make your hair hurt.' That's more like it.
posted by Matt Sandwich | 11:29 AM
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