The Daily Sandwich

"We have to learn the lesson that intellectual honesty is fundamental for everything we cherish." -Sir Karl Popper

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Saturday, June 11, 2005

Comedy Break

Ahhhh, a bit of the funny is always welcome these days. Especially when it's at the expense of a president whose approval rating is hovering at 40%.

Letterman's Top 10 "Top Ten Ways Bush Can Regain His Popularity"

10. Dip into Social Security fund to give every American free HBO
9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama.
7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game
6. Replace his "Country Simpleton" persona with more lovable "Hillbilly Idiot" image
5. Use Weekly Radio Address to give Americans a Van Halen two-fer
4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers
3. Ditch the Librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady
2. Resign.
1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes