Red, Blue, and Incarcerated
As the GOP loves to crow, we're involved in a battle for the soul of the nation. On the one hand, you've got big cities on the coasts, with their fags, niggers, spics, Jews, intellectuals and gun-hating Commies. On the other, you've got good, decent, God-fearing Americans who promote Biblical values and are perpetually in danger of being rounded up and executed by the liberal menace that haunts America. The facts speak for themselves, folks. Just look at this red and blue-coded report on the most dangerous cities in America:
Just so you know, I can honestly say that I saw a man get shot in San Antonio. The worst crime I've witnessed in my visits to New York was a guy walking down the street while smoking a joint. To be fair, cops swarmed the shooter in seconds (it was a street festival, after all), while the toker went unpunished. Anyone out there want to suggest that law enforcement has it all wrong on this red and blue issue?
The Five Most Crime-Infested Big Cities
1. Dallas
2. Detroit
3. Phoenix
4. San Antonio
5. Houston
1. New York
2. San Diego
3. Los Angeles
4. Philadelphia
5. Las Vegas
Just so you know, I can honestly say that I saw a man get shot in San Antonio. The worst crime I've witnessed in my visits to New York was a guy walking down the street while smoking a joint. To be fair, cops swarmed the shooter in seconds (it was a street festival, after all), while the toker went unpunished. Anyone out there want to suggest that law enforcement has it all wrong on this red and blue issue?
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