Hillary Clinton is coming for your children.

Media Matters calls Rush Limbaugh to task for promoting a new book designed to sink Hillary Clinton's ambition to run for president. Should she ever decide to do so. The bombshell? She's an L-E-S-B-I-A-N (sssshhh!). The way I see it, there's a credible argument to be made that a woman who's been married for several decades and has a daughter is actually a homosexual.

Expect to see the same outrage from the right that you witnessed when Kerry acknowledged that Mary Cheney is a lesbian, seeing as how she was hired by Coors to be their gay-outreach representative and all. Just kidding. They don't actually care.