The Daily Sandwich

"We have to learn the lesson that intellectual honesty is fundamental for everything we cherish." -Sir Karl Popper

Location: Boston, Massachusetts, United States


Friday, April 21, 2006

Howard Dean: The Other Great Satan

Take pity upon Fox News viewers. This is what they're served up as 'news,' and the poor dopes swallow it like a fried baloney sandwich.

A) "Did Howard Dean Threaten the Entire Religious Community?" This is a reference to Dean pointing out that churches aggressively involved in partisan politics are at risk of losing their tax-exempt status, in accordance with the law. Somebody stop that madman!

B) "Me am smart." Man, check out that Cavuto egghead. He's a-sittin' down in fronta books 'n stuff. Mus' be smart. Dean ain't got no books. He mus' be dumb.

C) "Dean is the Devil." Ol' Nick always has red skin in them cartoons, right? Dean has red skin, too. Get thee behind me, Satan!