Saint DeLay of Sugarland

Here's a stunning bit of news that should cause any Republican to rethink the role of fundamentalism in the party today.

There are those who would say Tom DeLay lost his job as House majority leader because he was indicted by a Texas grand jury for money laundering and conspiracy, or because of his extensive ties to lawbreaking lobbyist Jack Abramoff. But they would be wrong.

In fact, the Texas Republican fell from power because he is a Christian.

That, at least, is the view of Rick Scarborough, convener of a conference this week called "The War on Christians."

"I believe the most damaging thing that Tom DeLay has done in his life is take his faith seriously into public office, which made him a target for all those who despise the cause of Christ," Scarborough said, introducing DeLay on Tuesday. When DeLay finished, the host reminded the politician: "God always does his best work right after a crucifixion."

That's right. The man nicknamed 'The Hammer' is a gentle lamb, persecuted by... Satanists? Get Samuel Johnson on the phone-- I have a new 'last refuge of scoundrels' to propose.