A few of my favorite things

Fox News is cable's highest-rated news station for a number of reasons. Angry, partisan hosts who shout down their opponents. Aggressive flag-waving and sloganeering. A monopoly on the 'missing white girl' market. And, perhaps most important of all: Friday the 13th journalism.

Salon has a Fox clip from The Daily Show in which we see an endless parade of jiggling teenage girl-flesh. Oh, and some police dude talks about something tangentially related. I think. I couldn't really concentrate.

Highly recommended. To horny adolescent boys.