Fair and... well, would you believe "Fairly Unhinged"?

I didn't post on last week's on-air Fox captions that read:

'UPSIDE' TO CIVIL WAR?

ALL-OUT CIVIL WAR IN IRAQ: COULD IT BE A GOOD THING?

But they're taking another trip to the well, and they've come up with this gem:

IRAQ CIVIL WAR: MADE UP BY THE MEDIA?

The media didn't "make up" the 1,300 Iraqis killed in the last week.

So they've tried "it's not that bad" and "it doesn't actually exist." Any guesses on what the next headline will say? My guess is CHAPPAQUIDDICK.