Monday Funny: Guy walks into a bar edition

Passed on from a source I'll refer to only as M.O.T.H.E.R. is this joke making the rounds on what I'll only refer to as "Internets." In an every-so-slightly edited version.

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied “I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”

Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy. “

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,

"Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 256 million people ecstatic."