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Monday, February 27, 2006

Monday Funny: Guy walks into a bar edition

Passed on from a source I'll refer to only as M.O.T.H.E.R. is this joke making the rounds on what I'll only refer to as "Internets." In an every-so-slightly edited version.

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.

Cheney added, That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,

"Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 256 million people ecstatic."