Carolina cheerleaders ruin story for the rest of us.

Aww, maaaaaannn! What a downer.

Another witness discounted the sex story, telling The Tampa Tribune that Thomas was drunk.

In a written statement, Thomas' attorney said his client wanted to apologize "to everyone affected by the incident."

"This was an unfortunate incident which has generated numerous rumors and inaccurate facts," attorney Peter Anderson wrote. "Miss Thomas denies all allegations of any sexual conduct."

The statement did not specifically address the criminal charges, but said Thomas is cooperating with authorities in Florida. Anderson declined to make any additional comment when reached by telephone Wednesday.

So she was just holding her drunk friend's hair out of her face? Sheesh. Thanks a lot, Mil Apodos. You sure now how to ruin a guy's day. But the truth must be known! Even when it's a real bore...