The Day in Mmrreeooowwwrrr!
Gentle readers, I'm feeling conflicted. As a heterosexual member of the oppressive patriarchy, my phallocratic worldview is threatened by this (alleged) flagrant display of female empowerment. On the other hand, as a heterosexual member of the oppressive patriarchy, I'm sorta thinking this is totally hot.
Police: Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar
Tampa, Florida - Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.
Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas (see attached) were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.
Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.
Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.
Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.
The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.
Follow the link for regrettably clean photos. And just for fun, why not write your own dialogue for the scenario? It's a real chance to let your imagination run wild, which can result in creativity.
On a final note, I should point out that the would-be phallocentric patriarch in me is grateful for the intervention of the brainwashed woman who stopped their shenanigans, thereby putting an end to their subversive behavior. On the other hand, the would-be phallocentric patriarch in me regrets that she didn't have a Handicam, putting an end to my subversive behavior. (Rimshot)
Police: Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar
Tampa, Florida - Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.
Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas (see attached) were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.
Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.
Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.
Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.
The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.
Follow the link for regrettably clean photos. And just for fun, why not write your own dialogue for the scenario? It's a real chance to let your imagination run wild, which can result in creativity.
On a final note, I should point out that the would-be phallocentric patriarch in me is grateful for the intervention of the brainwashed woman who stopped their shenanigans, thereby putting an end to their subversive behavior. On the other hand, the would-be phallocentric patriarch in me regrets that she didn't have a Handicam, putting an end to my subversive behavior. (Rimshot)
posted by Matt Sandwich | 11:33 PM
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