Battle of the Java Sea: February 27 - March 1, 1942

Battle of the Java Bean: March 20, 2003 - present

Can we just admit that this entire adminstration is completely retarded?

O’Reilly: The truth of the matter is our correspondents at Fox News can’t go out for a cup of coffee in Baghdad....

Rice: Bill, that’s tough. It’s tough. But what — would they have wanted to have gone out for a cup of coffee when Saddam Hussein was in power?

Bill: No, no-but after three years you expect a little security in the country...

Condi: ...there is security...

Bill: They can't get coffee...

Crooks 'n Liars has video as well, so you can experience double the stunned disbelief. And how about that snappy headline, folks?