Comic Refreshment. Aaaaaahhhh....

The mysterious Cipher reminds me that sharing is good-- especially when it's a slice of the Onion. Two stories this week are worthy of hearty laugh-chuckles. Enjoy:

Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Wife's Vagina

Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.