Relax, America, and enjoy a helping of objective journalism.
I'm concerned that Bush will nominate another reactionary who flip-flops on states' rights depending on how the Republicans stand on a given issue (medical marijuana vs. reproductive freedom).
Oh. I guess since that's a 'fact,' I don't have anything to worry about.
But I'm also concerned that the nominee will be an ideologue who prefers to further the right-wing agenda and consistently favor big business rather than focusing on justice for the American people.
Wow, that's a fact, too, so I guess I'm concerned over nothing. Thanks, Fox, I feel much better. It's nice to have someone do the deciding so that I don't have to.
Oh. I guess since that's a 'fact,' I don't have anything to worry about.
But I'm also concerned that the nominee will be an ideologue who prefers to further the right-wing agenda and consistently favor big business rather than focusing on justice for the American people.
Wow, that's a fact, too, so I guess I'm concerned over nothing. Thanks, Fox, I feel much better. It's nice to have someone do the deciding so that I don't have to.
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