Cable News Alert! Pretty black woman missing! (just kidding)

Not kidding about the missing woman-- just the idea that it would get any play on cable news. After weeks of 'special reports' from Aruba and the laughable 'runaway bride' story, I think it's a safe bet that this missing woman story isn't going to be grabbing the attention of the nation. Hell, even the story I link to isn't much more than an afterthought.

Hey, cable news monkeys-- when do we get to see some in-depth coverage of actual news, instead of 'round-the-clock coverage of some southern cracker going missing after a boozy, underage night of clubbing in the Caribbean?

Bastards....