Maybe I'll sign up, too.

Porn star/Republican donor Mary Carey makes the strongest case for the Republican party that I've heard in years. I'd seriously consider giving up the fight for the Constitution if it meant hot, 'round the clock, girl-on-girl action....

"Oh my God, his daughters! I’d LOVE to party with his daughters. I’d love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them. You can write it the day after I leave here."

Oh, baby! I thought I'd highlight that quote in red, 'cuz it's so hot. Fresh from her appearance at a White House fund raising dinner, she's still providing some great quotes. And more power to her if she winds up seducing Republican women to a life of "selfish hedonism."