DeLay's mugshot is a glamour shot

I wonder how you swing something like this. Even in my passport photos I always look like the living dead, and this guy looks as primped and made up as.... well, let's just say that those of us hoping for Nick Nolte are a disappointed lot today. We don't even get him holding the obligatory sign. What a gyp!

But, as promised, here it is:

Welcome to the big house, Tom DeLay. You sure got a purty mouth. Mind if call ya "Tom The Lay"?

(Thanks to several of my hermanos for the link, including the inimitable OD1 and the elusive Mil Apodos.)