Pssst.... Renee! Call me!

Renee Zellweger (who I've never seen in anything) just had a marriage annulled. Seems she married some cat about four months ago, and the case for annullment was "fraud," whatever that means. It would've been different if she'd married me. 'Cause I'm not like those other guys. I could've made her happy. I just know I could have.