Next in the cavalcade of horror: gas shortages

This was a shocker-- extremely disturbing news that took me completely by surprise.

Gas shortage in North Carolina.

Gas shortage in South Carolina.

Gas shortage in West Virginia.

Counties in each state have expressed concern over being able to fuel police cars, ambulances and even garbage trucks.

I could go for some good news right about now. Anyone?

UPDATE:

Gas shortage in Georgia.

Gas shortage in Iowa.

Gas shortage threatens to close US airports.