Barneycam. No, really. BARNEYCAM!

Have you been grinding your teeth with anxiety over the upcoming election? Is your jaw feeling a bit stiff and sore? Well give it a rest, folks. Just watch "Barney Reloaded," and let it sit there hanging in space for a few minutes. Oh, and wear safety goggles, in case your eyeballs actually fall out of your head.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/2003/barneycam2-rm.v.html

You have to hand it to them for coming up with that hip Matrix reference. Yes, there are a group of people dedicated to putting a sunny face on the soulless trolls in the administration by making movies "directed by Barney." THRILL as Karl Rove, Scott McClellan, and Andy Card talk to a dog! SWOON as the prez and the missus.... talk to a dog! DELIGHT in endless scenes of Barney pushing a ball around! There's even a special cameo by veteran actor Ari Fleischer!

Thanks to the fine people at www.somethingawful.com for cluing me in to this one.