Tuesday Funny: New Anti-Terrorism Strategy

Courtesy of The Onion.

The White House recently released an updated version of its anti-terrorism strategy, "National Strategy For Combating Terrorism." Here are its main new components:

• Setting up decoy "pro-terrorism centers" around nation to capture terrorists
• Staging, foiling series of attacks
• Ignoring terrorists so they get frustrated and go away
• Introducing new slogan: "If you see, hear, feel, smell, or taste something, say something"
• Holding all Americans until they feel safe again
• Increasing national wait times
• Allocating $1.2 trillion for development of terror-seeking missiles
• Stopping terrorism for real this time