Phun with Photoshop
Tom DeLay might have managed to primp and preen his way to a mugshot that makes it look like (in Jon Stewart's words) "it's the best day of his life."
But enterprising individuals with Photoshop can have more fun with DeLay's pinup than you could ever have with one of those giant Barbie heads you give a makeover. Remember those? I wonder if they still make 'em.... I was too busy playing Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots for that crap.
This daring submission posits the hypothesis that DeLay was assuaging his pre-booking tension with a little help from some spraycans. Thank you, anonymous reader! And remember kids, don't launder money-- stick with the paint and plastic baggies.
But wait! There's even more comedy to liven up your Sunday! How about a big ol' batch of editorial cartoons sure to put a paint-huffing grin on your face?