Comedy, anyone?

Some snappy one-liners and zingers from Letterman's monologue last night:

Tonight President Bush gave an address on the War in Iraq. To my surprise I found out the war is going quite well.

President Bush talked about the good things going on, the Iraqi elections, Homeland Security, and the capture of Russell Crowe.

The war is dragging on, the economy is down, and gas prices are up – and then President Bush left for his two month vacation.

Starting tomorrow to improve his popularity President Bush is going to jump up and down on Oprah’s couch.